Wednesday 6 March 2013

Boy Sends Bottle Of Sperm To Declare His Love For Girl, Arrested

A shy student who sent a girl a bottle of his sperm to declare his love has been nicked after she mistook the bizarre gift – for moisturiser.

But he was arrested after she mistook the gift for moisturiser, which she applied to her face and promptly called the police.

According to a report, besotted Gou Wen, 22, apologised and was forced to pay the teenage girl $300 compensation.

The "victim" of his affections, Zeng Lin, 19, had rubbed half the fluid on to her face before she asked her flatmate why it smelled so strange.

Wen, from Chongqing in China, said: "I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her, so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love. Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way."

In the meantime, she might be advised to avoid any surprise gifts of hair gel.

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